SubZero Signs Free Agent Defenseman Doug Harvey

smiling photo of Defenseman Doug Harvey
SubZero announced the siging of free agent Defenseman Doug Harvey at 1am sunday morning after a lengthy contractnegotiaion over beer, chicken wings, and fritos. Harvey was signed in an attempt to help shore up the SubZero Blueline, ravaged by injuries and illness this season, and decimated by free agency in the offseason.
Harvey’s contract consists of 1 season with 8 additonal (individual) years as club options. Keeping with team policy, the specifics of the contract are not disclosed, however, rumors floating around Stanley’s Restaurant and Bar indicate that post game beer and periodic bonuses of imported Coffee Crisps are included.

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